did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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