Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My penis needs a shock collar
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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