How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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