No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
