AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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