Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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