i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Found the puke drawer
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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