What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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