did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you would pick up someone in the library
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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