Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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