Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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