do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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