omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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