So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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