Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
