He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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