i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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