He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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