Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
