i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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