I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
