You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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