when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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