He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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