Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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