their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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