...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
