Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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