Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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