So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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