alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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