I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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