Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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