I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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