do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
