There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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