oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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