you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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