I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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