yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
