I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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