Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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