id be glad to
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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