would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
either way he was missing a nipple.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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