make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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