You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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