Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
