school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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