We're facebook friends in real life
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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