I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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