Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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