I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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