If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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