Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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