so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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